Showing posts with label Events. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Events. Show all posts

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Penalty Shots Are Stupid

Millions of people glued their faces to the TV screen yesterday as Chelsea took on Manchester United in the Champions League finals. The teams were evenly matched and the outcome was ultimately decided with penalty kicks. Man U are your 2008 Champions League... uh... champions.

It's really unfair for the game to end this way. Here are two of the world's best teams, both utilizing superior passing, conditioning, defence, team chemistry, and other elements to get to the finals. The champion was then decided on ONE single element of the game, penalty kicks, of which majority of the goaltender's chances of defending a shot is guessing where the shooter will place the ball. The team element is gone. The essence of the game is gone.

Hockey has recently (2005-2006 season) adapted to deciding a draw game on penalty shots as well; while understandably it is an easy solution to decide a clear victor, consider what happens if we applied this principle to other competitions:
  • Rather then playing extra innings until a winner is decided, baseball will now hold a home run derby after the 10th inning.
  • Rather then playing overtime, basketball games will now be determined by foul shots. Better yet, a slam dunk contest.
  • If there's a tie in a golf tournament, it will be decided by a long drive competition. The person who hits it the furthest wins, best out of 5.
  • Rashad Evans fought Tito Ortiz in UFC 73 and judges ruled a draw between the fighters. This could have been solved if they took turns trading punches in the face to see who loses a tooth first.
  • The final contestants in spelling bees will now have a staring contest. Loser laughs first.

Penalty shots. Ridiculous.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

Yesterday night, Jules took me out to my very first MMA live event. The day started off with a meal in our new favourite restaurant, followed by a beautiful walk from Greenwich through to Blackheath. Then it was off to Wembley for the fight.


"Wembley!", I heard you think. "That's the famous world class football (soccer) stadium that could seat 90,000 people! Awesome!"

Uh... we thought so too. But then the closer we got to the stadium, the more I wondered "how in the world could a fight promotion smaller then the UFC fill such a large stadium?"

Then we saw this and made our hearts sink a bit:

Turns out Cage Rage 25 was being held in an arena right NEXT to the famed Stadium. We checked out tickets again and it clearly says Wembley Arena, *not* Stadium. I didn't know Wembley had two venues... ah well, time for a re-pose.

Like a champ, Jules sat with me through the whole event and we had a great time. I highly recommend MMA fans to check out a Cage Rage event if you're ever in town, because our "cheap seats" were amazing. There's no way you can get that value with UFC events.

Here are some highlights:

  • Almost all the pre-lim fights ended in the first round due to ground and pound
  • As expected, football like chants were heard throughout the evening
  • Crazy knockout by Tom "Kong" Watson on Pierre Goulette while on his back. Tom also wins the "best fans" award with a large section of fans bringing in inflatable bananas to support him. Kong, who comes out in a monkey mask for his entrance, also has a man dressed in a full body banana suit in his corner. Awesome.
  • Ryan Shamrock, Ken's 19 year old son, looked pretty good in his fight but broke his hand and couldn't continue
  • Ryan's old man, Ken Shamrock, looked better in his fight against British heavyweight Robert "Buzz" Berry then he did in his fights against Tito Ortiz. By that I mean he lasted past the 2 minute mark, then got knocked out silly
  • Masakazu Imanari is your new hero

above: Robert "Buzz" Berry celebrates a historical knockout

above: the crowd on their feet after Berry buries Shamrock



Masakazu Imanari vs Jean Silva
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